What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
12.06.2025 08:15
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
share office space ...
No go.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Hysterias & Posteriors
Earth's atmosphere hasn't had this much CO2 in millions of years - NBC News
They put up a sign reading
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Why are so many young teenage boys misogynistic? Where do they get these attitudes from?
Still no good
Minds and Behinds
No, not a chance
Why is Jack Smith arguing that presidents should not have full immunities as Trump is requesting?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Nuts and Butts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Why does a college girl cover her face with a scarf in Bangalore?
So they tried
Just Forget it!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Next, they tried...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No way
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Still no good.
Another attempt resulted in ...
What are your controversial and hot takes on Naruto?
Then came..
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Catatonics & High Colonics
How did you know you weren't the narc?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Loons and Moons
Everyone loved it.
What is Palantir? The secretive tech company behind Trump's data collection efforts - Mashable
Freaks and Cheeks
Unacceptable again!
So, the docs changed it to read
Thumbs down again.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Analysis & Anal Cysts